well i was practically very bored derefore as i was surfing i passed by this farnie quotes..and tot of sharing down here..hope u guys like it..well u can tag me which u like da most and also on any topic which u wan me to talk abt..so here it goes...

1. Marrying a man is like buying something which you have been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
2. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
3. You have two choices in life. You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
4. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
5. To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, wheneva u are wrong admit it wheneva u are right shut up.
6. Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but i think of it as the only time of the month that i can be myself.
7. Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
8. Bachelors know more about women than married married Men, if they didn't they had be married too.
9. A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch and a miserable dinner.
10. The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married and the married wish to be dead.
11. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
12. People hate me because i am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
13. Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
14. The basic rule of a human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly, because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.
15. Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.
16. Never Underestimate the power of human stupidity.

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